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What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is black, bitter and dont work worth a damn?

Decaf coffee.

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr.Dre

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.