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What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

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What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

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What does snoop doggy dog use to do his laundry?

Answer in comments.

How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday?

A legacy scholarship for his second choice school

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

What does a Dalek do in the shower?

EXFOLIATE!

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'