What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Whats in his backpack?

Parachute

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Which is the worst hand to lose?

The second one.

What is the difference between me and being artistic?

The second letter.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason