What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a cancer doctor who works 24/7?

An on-call-ogist

What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

Well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What is brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did he name the second one?

Hose B

What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

What is the reason for short people temper?

They are closer to hell.