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What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

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Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

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How much did the pie cost?

Answer in comments

How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?

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Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?