What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.