What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

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Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

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What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

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Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

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When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why should you never take a shower with a Pokémon?

Because it may Pikachu.

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!

What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

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What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'