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What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

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Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

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Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

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What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

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What is the chupacabra's breakfast of choice?

Goatmeal.

What are my choices?

He asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

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Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks?

A bow.

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.