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What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

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What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

Public access.

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What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

What's brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron

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What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

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What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

What is the chupacabra's breakfast of choice?

Goatmeal.

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Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

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Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.