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What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

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What rock group has 4 members that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

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How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

What's brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron

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What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.

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What is a ducks drug of choice?

Quack.

What is the Dothraki font of choice?

Kaleebri

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What do somolian pirates use as weapons?

Arrrrpg's

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What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.