What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

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What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row.

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How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

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How long does 8 sleep for?

Forever.

What do you call a group of 8 rabbits?

A) Rabbyte!

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What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard.

What is Bruce Lee's beverage of choice?

WATAAAAAR

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What do somolian pirates use as weapons?

Arrrrpg's

What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

Canuck-chucks.

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Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.