What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

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Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

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What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?

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What is the Dothraki font of choice?

Kaleebri

What is a Norweigan's compact car of choice?

A Fjord Fjocus.

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What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

What's are pirates favorite kind of weapon?

RRRRtillary.

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What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.