What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

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What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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Why are there no Bruce Lee jokes?

Because Bruce Lee is no joke.

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.