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What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

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What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

What did the CN tower say to the clouds???

Only the tip baby, I promise!

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Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.