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What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

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Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

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What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.