What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.

What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

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What do cannibals get when they are late for dinner?

The cold shoulder

Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.