What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

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Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

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Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.