What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again.

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

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What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner?

He got the cold shoulder.

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.