What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

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Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

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What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.