What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

What does a blonde make best for dinner?

Reservations.

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the luncheon?

The cold shoulder.

What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.