Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

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Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

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What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals