Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

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Who's there! Adore! Adore who?

Adore stands between us open up!

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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What is the dairy farmer's favorite exercise?

Calf Raises.

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.