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Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

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What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

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What did the orphan poker player say?

Will you raise me?

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!