Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

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What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

Why are gorillas so noisy?

They were raised in a zoo!