Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."
When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest
He thought he was melting.
He had to get a new goat!
You get to the other side.
He never delivered.
He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.
Cause they run faster than white.
Because he was sitting on the deck!
I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!
What would Scooby Doo
