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What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

I let women know that i have a jacuzzi

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

B Jokes More B Jokes

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

Dad Joke Jokes More Dad Joke Jokes

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.