What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

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What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

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What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

What does the "B" Stand for in "Benoit B. Mandelbrot"?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

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What did the 3D Vector say after making a bad joke?

I j k

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is its own pun-ishment.

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How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible