What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

B Jokes More B Jokes

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

Why is Alabama the smartest state?

Because it has four A's and one B.

Dad Joke Jokes More Dad Joke Jokes

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

Happy Brr-day son!

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

What did the 3D Vector say after making a bad joke?

I j k

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is its own pun-ishment.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.