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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

How the fight started Wife: Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.

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What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.

What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

W'

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

Why do bees hum?

Because they've forgotten the words!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

W Jokes More W Jokes

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What do you get when you clone a cyborg?

A cyclone.

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.