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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

W Jokes More W Jokes

How do you make a witch scratch?

Remove the w

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.