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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What starts with r and ends with d?

Removed

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?

Because it was a play on words.

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

W Jokes More W Jokes

How do you make a witch scratch?

Remove the w

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

W

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.