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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

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How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What is another word for Pokmon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

W Jokes More W Jokes

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

What do you get when you clone a cyborg?

A cyclone.