What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

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When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

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Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

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Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

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What do you get when you clone a cyborg?

A cyclone.

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.