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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

How does a racist joke start?

A small loan of a million dollars.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What word has the most letters in it?

Postbox.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

W Jokes More W Jokes

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone