What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

End Jokes More End Jokes

How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What's another word for cinnamon?

Synonym.

What two words have the most letters?

Post office.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

W Jokes More W Jokes

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What do you get when you clone a cyborg?

A cyclone.

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..