What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y

What's another word for knowing that you're right?

Woman

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How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

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What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

What do you get when you clone a cyborg?

A cyclone.