What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

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Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

Play ball.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U.

Why don't u share a bed?

Cried Baby Bear.

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Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.