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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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What's the worst thing about being a professional alligator wrestler?

You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

What do u call a bad jokester?

Matteo

W Jokes More W Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

How do you make a witch scratch?

Remove the w

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

What do you get when you clone a cyborg?

A cyclone.