How do you spell "we" with two letters ...

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays?

Inflation

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What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong?

Wrong.

How do you spell relief?

F-A-R-T

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?

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Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?