How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

What do Naturopathic doctors use to keep up with their finances?

Quackbooks!

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What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work?

Spell check!

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Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete?

Because they lost an I.

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest?

Letter G (lethargy)

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

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What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's