How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What do you use to compare and contrast nordic cultures?

A Sven diagram!

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What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y

How do you spell relief?

F-A-R-T

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What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete?

Because they lost an I.

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How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

He threw out the W's