How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

Envelope

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

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What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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Why must judges learn to spell well?

They must follow the letter of the law.

How do you spell Canada?

C-Eh?-N-Eh?-D-Eh?

I. Jokes More I. Jokes

What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete?

Because they lost an I.

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What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead letter day.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

W Jokes More W Jokes

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's