How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

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What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

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Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

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How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.