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How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

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Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.

Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous?

It doesn't work.

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How can you spell too much with two letters?

XS (excess).

How do you spell "apathy"?

I don't care.

I. Jokes More I. Jokes

Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete?

Because they lost an I.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do U know it's the wrong hole?

No one has done this before, it's just us two you know

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

W Jokes More W Jokes

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.