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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

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Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

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Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

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What's the best name for an atheist?

Godfrey

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

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What do you call a bad Cubs game?

Unbearable

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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What do you call a crappy skin cream?

Disappointment

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.