What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

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Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

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What do you call a crappy skin cream?

Disappointment

What does disappointment feel like?

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What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.