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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

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Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

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What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

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What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

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What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?

No phone numbers.

What does disappointment feel like?

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What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.