What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

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What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

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What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

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Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

What's the best part of split-pea soup?

The cut up peaness.

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Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

What do you call a crappy skin cream?

Disappointment

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What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.