Cub Jokes

What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

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How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

What do you call a bad Cubs game?

Unbearable

Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

What is a World Series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub

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It went to Detroit.

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How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

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They didn't speak sine language.

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

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What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

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What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

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Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

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