They Leave a Trail of Tears
They're used to disappointment.
One has cubs
2016
Not being from Detroit.
Unbearable
Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub
Disappointment
No phone numbers.
To win dough.
Because he will always fold.
F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.
Two Wongs don't make a white
The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
Linkin Park.
Because the censor erased the letter "s".
A riveting tale.
Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Detroit
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
Getting new shoes every week.
Because the devil takes many forms.
Possession!