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What is a World Series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub

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What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

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Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

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What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

What do you call a bad Cubs game?

Unbearable

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What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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What did you expect?

Honestly.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.