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What is a World Series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub

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Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

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Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.

What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

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What do you call a bad Cubs game?

Unbearable

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

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How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!