Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

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Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life

Whats 2 + 2?

A math problem.

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What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.

What's the best thing about twenty three year old's?

They're of age.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=lZg3-Y1QIc4)

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What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

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What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker