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Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

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Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

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What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

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What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.