They never expect a ring
IHOP!!!
S ry!
They work on so many levels.
The number of the car that hit you.
The former owner of a Note 7
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!
Hilarious... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all.:
Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.
