Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Listening to an antijoke.

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What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

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Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

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What is a World Series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub

There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.