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Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

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Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks

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What's the best thing about turning 65?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.

What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny

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What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

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Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.