Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

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Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

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What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates

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Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.