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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

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What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

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What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

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What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman

What do you call a fusion between Batman and Superman?

The krypton-knight.

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What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.