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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

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What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

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What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

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Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

Why does Superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

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What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.