Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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What do you call someone you want to be stepped on by?

A crush crush

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

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How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

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What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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Why does Superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

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Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

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Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

Because they can't protect their towers

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.