Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

What do you call a deaf Pokémon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

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Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

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What did Ryu say when he was taking a dump?

IMMM-DUKEN!'

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

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Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

Who put these on... Superman?

Her: I did

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

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What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.