Because they can't protect their towers.
League of Leg ends.
Because they take everything with a grain of salt.
About 1400 dollars
Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)
He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
League of Legends. Because they know drama.
Rink injustice!
Ask them if they play league.
The champire!
I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.
If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.
Antiquing.
Who wants to know?
Wanna go ride bikes
The inevitable comment from
Because they always miss the joke
His pants had no ballroom.
She's almost as smart as a man.
Because he is an x-boxer
X and V. There's a C between them.
X-Men
She's a transparent.
A coconut
Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant