Because they can't protect their towers.
League of Leg ends.
Because they take everything with a grain of salt.
About 1400 dollars
Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)
He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
League of Legends. Because they know drama.
Rink injustice!
Ask them if they play league.
The champire!
I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.
Because it's harder to pick up.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.
Because they spend too much time with the x-position
You look at your X and try to find out Y
Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.
A legend
The X men!
The X-Men
The SALT talks!
So they would end up with seasoned veterans.
Compound interest
If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.
