League Jokes

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

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How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

Because they can't protect their towers

Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

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Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

Because they can't protect their towers

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

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What do you call a German taking a shower?

A Showerkraut.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

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Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

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What do they call pita bread in Mexico?

Pita pan

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

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What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants?

The tusk fairy!

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

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What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.