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Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

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What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

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The X-Men

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

Play the piano until you find the right key.

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He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

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Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.