League Jokes

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

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What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

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