How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?

Because it was a play on words.

What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

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Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

What does a gamer say when he get married?

GG.

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)