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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

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How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

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What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed?

Shrank Sinatra

Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands

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Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

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What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.