Ask them if they play league.
Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
4-year-old: I won.
Squash.
They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
Simple, they just ask "ASL?"
Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.
Ask them what a 3Ds is.
Rink injustice!
Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)