Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

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Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

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What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

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What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW