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Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

How can you tell someone is a true music lover?

When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line!

What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?

Rabbits habits.

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What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.