Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

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Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?

For hare care.

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline

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What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.