Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

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How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.