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What do kings call musical chairs?

A Game of Thrones.

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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Why was Game of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

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What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?

Sat down!

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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What do kings call musical chairs?

A Game of Thrones.

Who always wins at musical chairs?

Rosa Parks