Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

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What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour?

A frog in a blender!

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

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Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

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Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

What do you call a joke that has been internet obsolete for a while?

The Game.

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What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."