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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

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What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.?

In A Bomb Blast Population Decrease.. * But.. * In A Condom Blast Population Increase..!

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Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

What is something we all lost?

The Game

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What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?

Sat down!

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.