What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!

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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

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What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.