What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

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What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.