What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

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Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

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What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.