Because he doesn't like being followed.
They're mostly Dum Dums.
Both start off as eggs.
With Twitter you only get 140 characters.
Twitter has a character limit
Because the condition was untweetable.
Because twitter has an 140 character limit.
Twitter only allows 160 characters
Twitter only allows 140 characters.
They were ravin' with Raven.
Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.
There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.
It's not like they had to be there...
It only allows 140 characters
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!
The rogue one
Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...
Because he only had followers. Not friends.
A rashtag.
A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters
Through their twitter Handel!..... I am so sorry
Because his number couldn't fit in their phones
Collar ID
Secret Satan.
Sorry it was a freak hic!
I don't know and I don't care.
It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!
Juans upon a time.
Glue bread to the ceiling.
Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
I'll let my friend answer that one:
Olive.
Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway
Pasta pasta, pasta.
