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Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

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They got tired of all the minotaurs.

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Tajweed

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

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What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

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Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.