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Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

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Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

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Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

Which color do Colombian communists hate the most?

Greengos*

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What's the different between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter has a character limit

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

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What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters