Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

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Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

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What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

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What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters