Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

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Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

Hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.