Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

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Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

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What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

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Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.