Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

Why was Game of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.