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Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

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Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are not allowed.

Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...

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What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.