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What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

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What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

What's Hawkeye's Shield Made Out Of?

Quicksilver

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What did the motivational speaker say to the duct?

You conduit!

How much for that babysitter?

Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!

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What do you call a running gag on crutches?

A lame joke.

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

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How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.