You conduit!
Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!
A running gag.
Ducts out of water...
The baseball player has all of its limbs.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
When he's quacked.
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone......And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
They planet.
Because those men have got Stable jobs.
The Pittsburgh Steelers
Moist-your-eyes-er
My zipper.
Lieutenant
