You conduit!
Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!
A running gag.
Ducts out of water...
It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired
He kept pushing her around.
X-post /r/puns Scotch.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
A symphony
Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!
It's are all red and glossy.
It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.
Mmmmm.
They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
I keep asking people, but they don't know either.
Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
Cause they're knee grows!!
Because he wanted to be a-loone.
Quackamole.