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Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!
A running gag.
Ducts out of water...
Electricity.
I can go to sleep with a light on
They turn out the lights.
Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.
Yo, duh.
It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"
It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.
The chewy center.
Synthia
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness
Because he might fiddle with your kids.
They have to find babysitters for their wives.
They have to use TWO hands.
She's almost as smart as a man.
