Duct Jokes

What did the motivational speaker say to the duct?

You conduit!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water...

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Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

Differ Jokes More Differ Jokes

Duct Tape Jokes More Duct Tape Jokes

What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

Conduit Jokes More Conduit Jokes

What do you say to give an electrician encouragement?

You conduit!

What did the motivational speaker say to the duct?

You conduit!

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

Run Gag Jokes More Run Gag Jokes

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

What do you call a running gag on crutches?

A lame joke.

Dry Eye Jokes More Dry Eye Jokes

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water...

What do you use when you have dry eyes?

Moist-your-eyes-er

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...