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How much for that babysitter?

Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!

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Babysitter Jokes More Babysitter Jokes

Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

Who's yours?

Me: The babysitter

Duct Jokes More Duct Jokes

What did the motivational speaker say to the duct?

You conduit!

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.