How much for that babysitter?

Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!

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Babysitter Jokes More Babysitter Jokes

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

Duct Jokes More Duct Jokes

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water...