Because he might fiddle with your kids.
Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!
Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
They have to find babysitters for their wives.
She swallowed
Me: The babysitter
Because he was good at pulling weed
Ask them to pronounce "hires"
The mythbusters and ghostbusters.
He never delivered.
A screwdriver
His first mate
They keep the mailman away from his wife
If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone
Because
The Indy 500.
We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.
Mmm. Canapes.
Arab spring
Very satisfying.
Don't cry, it's only a joke
Besides that's what she said and yo mama.
