Because he might fiddle with your kids.
Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!
Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
They have to find babysitters for their wives.
She swallowed
Me: The babysitter
To help the firemen find the hydrants
Nothing, you already told her twice.
He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.
Yes, I'm not kidding you." he said.
A real hootenanny!
Ducts out of water...
A running gag.
Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".
Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )
500 Internal Server Error
The Indy 500.
A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.
Abominable.
A clamboni driver!
Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!
