Because he might fiddle with your kids.
Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!
Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
They have to find babysitters for their wives.
She swallowed
Me: The babysitter
A running gag.
Ducts out of water...
He was always standing up on the job!
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
Both are offensive and inaccurate.
Heelium!
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
I don't know, ask the Arabs!
Citroen C4
It's elected President.
Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.
Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.
Nun
An Airbus A320.
I woke up exhausted!
