Because he might fiddle with your kids.
Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!
Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
They have to find babysitters for their wives.
She swallowed
Me: The babysitter
The Indy 500.
500 Internal Server Error
He fiddled up a little kid.
He was fiddling with the kids. *
From his wife back home
He took his wife for granite.
There wasn't a punch line.
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
A bus driver.
Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.
A leprachaun's undivided attention.
In Wales.
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
It's independent of population size.
It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.
