Because he might fiddle with your kids.
Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!
Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
They have to find babysitters for their wives.
She swallowed
Me: The babysitter
He lost his pride in a bet
There was a thread months ago but i lost it...
Because
Arabs
Milk sheikh
Your mum doesn't starlings.
They can't swallow their pride.
To help the firemen find the hydrants
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Third as many as for a regular bulb.
It's not hard.
In Wales.
A fiddle between the sheets
Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.