Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

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What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

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What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

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Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.