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What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

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What do cows do when they're introduced?

They give each other a milk shake!

What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

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Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

What do you call a fish that is good for your bones?

An orthopedic sturgeon.