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What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

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Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

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What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what interns are for.

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Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What's an archaeologist's favorite verb?

Bone.