What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie

What did one banana say to another banana?

I find you a-peeling

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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How did Chernobyl disaster happen?

Scientist A: Are you sure? scientist B: Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

How does a scientist freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Who's there! Brighton! Brighton who?

Brighton-der the light of the moon!

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why is a woman like a KFC?

After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.