What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

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Why do electricians make good mediators?

Because they're good at finding common ground.

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

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What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

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What did the black cat say to the fish?

I've got a bone to pick with you!

What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage