What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

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When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

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What do cows get when they are sick?

Hay Fever

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

How would you describe a joke about bones?

Humerus.97