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What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?

On squid row!

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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

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What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO!

Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner?

J. Robert Moppenheimer

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What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

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What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in the sky!