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What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

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How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a crazy bug on the moon?

A luna-tick.

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.