What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

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What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Surname

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What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.