What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

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How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

What is a sailor's favorite letter?

From his wife back home

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What would Al Pacino be called if he marries Daenerys Targeryen?

Khal Pacino.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read