What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

Why did the Polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

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What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint