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What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

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What letter never satisfies it's wife?

The quick E

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What do you call two spiders who just got married?

Newlywebs.

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How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read