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What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows do for entertainment?

They go to the mooooovies.

What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a pest from the moon?

A luna-tick.

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Who's there! Bones! Bones who?

Bones upon a time...!

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?