What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

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Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians?

At the Klondike Bar.

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

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What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

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Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

What did the conspiracy theorist use as his breakup line?

Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing...

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What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.