What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

A pair of slipper

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How do farmers count their cows?

With a Cowculator!!

What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

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Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.