What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

What happens when you provoke an angry redhead?

Ginger snaps.

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Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

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How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing

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What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

Why did the doggy cross the road?

To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!