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What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

UCLA

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

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What's the address here?

The Pizza Hut guy can't find me.

Where can you find the strongest tea?

Cliffsides (because it's so steep).

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What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

When is a farmer like a magician?

When he turns his cow to pasture.

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How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

What do you call a crazy person on the moon?

A lunartic.

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!