What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

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What do you find up a clean nose?

Finger-prints.

Where would you find an elephant?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose!"

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What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

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What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone