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What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What happens when you get a bladder infection?

Urine trouble.

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

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What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

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Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

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Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

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What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger