What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

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Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

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Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

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What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.