March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

Previous Random Joke Next
Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

Facebook Jokes More Facebook Jokes

What I hated the most in Facebook?

See more

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

Proctologist Jokes More Proctologist Jokes

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

Old Friend Jokes More Old Friend Jokes

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

What is a blind persons favourite song?

Hello darkness my old friend