Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

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Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

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What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box