No chance of blocking an uppercut.
My newt.
It's a fugazi.
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"
A stretch
It's another chance to look up old friends.
Chicken Tenders.
Professor: Astronomical.
About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.
It was his only chance to see an Oscar
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
A Fairodactyl
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read
To give the ants a chance.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
The Doors.
Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.
He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."
A stable economy
In case he got a hole in one.
Serpants.
He went to the second-hand shop.
He didn't have any debtperception.
Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
Because he didn't get it.
You're trying my patients!