If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
No chance of blocking an uppercut.
My newt.
It's a fugazi.
Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!
So that there's no chance of a hung jury
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"
A stretch
It's another chance to look up old friends.
Chicken Tenders.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Professor: Astronomical.
About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.
It was his only chance to see an Oscar
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
A Fairodactyl
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
I replied.
I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.
If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read
To give the ants a chance.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances
It's the only chance they have to mate.
Slaves.
You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.
Crick
An orange in disguise! Boom!!!
Orange is the New Black
Burn a question mark on their front lawn.
Handicappn.
He turns off the PlayStation.
Because he was inuit to win it
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.
Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.
The bucket
You're an odd fellow
Because 7 8 9!
