If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
No chance of blocking an uppercut.
My newt.
It's a fugazi.
Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!
So that there's no chance of a hung jury
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"
A stretch
It's another chance to look up old friends.
Chicken Tenders.
Professor: Astronomical.
About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
A Fairodactyl
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
I replied.
I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.
If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read
To give the ants a chance.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
It's the only chance they have to mate.
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...
My zipper.
Mooove
I didn't know we lived on the same block.
Because in charge Yoda was.
A stable economy
The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.
Because he finally got it
Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.
Only one, but it takes nine years.
A tattoo.
Because they can't even.
We're both lawyers.
We are both a lawyer.