If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
No chance of blocking an uppercut.
My newt.
It's a fugazi.
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"
A stretch
It's another chance to look up old friends.
Chicken Tenders.
Professor: Astronomical.
About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
A Fairodactyl
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read
To give the ants a chance.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
It's the only chance they have to mate.
I'm getting the fudge outta here!
There is no cod
13. Number 9 will shock you!
A huge mess.
A right a right a right!
A Hand!
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.
Any black Pokemon, really.
Bell-bottoms!
Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?
Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)