If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
No chance of blocking an uppercut.
My newt.
It's a fugazi.
Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!
So that there's no chance of a hung jury
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"
A stretch
It's another chance to look up old friends.
Chicken Tenders.
Professor: Astronomical.
About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
A Fairodactyl
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
I replied.
I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.
If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read
To give the ants a chance.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
It's the only chance they have to mate.
That was a brief case.
They both look good hanging from a tree
They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".
They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.
Because it doesn't have any hands.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Tourist
A tattoo.
Rosalind Franklin's notes.
NEINtales
It might Pikachu.
Because he didn't get it.
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.