No chance of blocking an uppercut.
My newt.
It's a fugazi.
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"
A stretch
It's another chance to look up old friends.
Chicken Tenders.
Professor: Astronomical.
About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.
It was his only chance to see an Oscar
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
A Fairodactyl
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read
To give the ants a chance.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
It ran out of juice.
No, it doesnt.
To crunch numbers.
Because 7 ate 9.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."
All right all right all right.
On rye on rye on rye.
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
He didn't take it - he already had a door!
You're trying my patients!
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
Many hands make light work.
It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.
It was stuffed.
