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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

Ghost buzzards

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

The floor

Why is everything lying on the floor?

My mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.