How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg say to his baby?

Kushie kushie koo

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

What Is A Kiss?

Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.