How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

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He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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You really have to nail it

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Give them a hand!

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Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

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Nail its other hand to the floor.