How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers?

Infantry!

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.