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How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

What do you call a baby deer's droppings?

FawnDoo! Nailed it.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's this?

Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Pupil: Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice