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How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand?

A trillionaire.

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Which one was bigger?

The baby. It was a little Bigger.

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

Why did the square breakup with the circle?

She wasn't edgy enough!

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."