How do you stop a baby from crawling in...

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song?

Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

What do Jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

How did Kim Kardashian get her hands on Liberace's bath robe?

GrammysRedCarpet

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?