How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

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What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

What do you call a sentinel with three hands?

A watchman.

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Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers?

Infantry!

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What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

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Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

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How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.