What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

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What happened with them?

They sure made a wrong turn, somewhere!

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?

It eggs-plodes!

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What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

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Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

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Why do you never see Mexicans with acne?

They keep slipping off.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

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What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied