What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

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What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

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Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

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When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

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What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan.

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!