What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.