What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

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Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

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What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

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Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.