What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

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What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

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What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!