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What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

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What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

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What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Which computer is the best at singing?

A Dell.

How did Al Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!