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What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

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What happens when a sane person posts on a far right sub and a far left sub?

Removed

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

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Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

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What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

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What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

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What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.