What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

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What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.