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What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

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What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

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How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

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Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.