What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

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What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

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Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.