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What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

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What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

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How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

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What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight