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What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

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What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

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How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight