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What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

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Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

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What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!