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What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

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Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!