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What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

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What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

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What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!