What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

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Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.