What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

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What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

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How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!