What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

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What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

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What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!