What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

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How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

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How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.