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What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

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How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!