How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

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How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!

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What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

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What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face