How do you get Pikachu on to a boat?

You Pokémon

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What Pokémon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

Why can't you take a shower with a Pokémon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

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Why should you never take a shower with a Pokémon?

Because it may Pikachu.

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

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Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.