Why can't you take a shower with a Pokémon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

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Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

What's a feminists least favorite Pokemon?

Abra!

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Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

Why should you never take a shower with a Pokémon?

Because it may Pikachu.

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu