Why can't you take a shower with a Pokémon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

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What's a feminists least favorite Pokemon?

Abra!

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

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Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

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Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon?

It might Pikachu.

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!