Why can't you take a shower with a Pokémon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

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Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What's the difference between Pokémon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon Go always goes down on me

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

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Why do we call the office printer Bob Marley?

Cause it's always Jammin'

What do feminists and Redditors have in common?

They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

What did Ash say when Pikachu went missing?

Where did my Pokemon Go