Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.