Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

What is White, Fluffy and swings through a cake shop?

A Merangue-utang

How did Mary fall off the swing?

She had no arms

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!