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Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why didn't you visit Chad?

Cause he wasn't my Niger.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Where did Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.