How did the truck get his girlfriend?

Pickup lines

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.