How did the truck get his girlfriend?

Pickup lines

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Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving