How did the truck get his girlfriend?

Pickup lines

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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

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What is the best way to get over a guy/girl?

Truck.

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...