Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

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When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

Before 15:30...

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

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What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending.)

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending