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Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

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What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

Why does Daenerys Targaryen listen to Hoagy Carmichael?

Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind.

Condescend Jokes More Condescend Jokes

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending.)