Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

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Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

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What's the best thing about being black?

Not having to listen to awful dad jokes.

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

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What do you call a Greek skydiver?

Condescending

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.