Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

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What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

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What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

What music do dyslexic programmers listen to?

Run/CMD

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What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending.)