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Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

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Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.

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What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you?

He'll have Nunavut

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

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What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What's the opposite of condescending?

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