What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

What kind of wig can hear?

An earwig!

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does an emo cow make?

Amumu

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.