What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

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What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

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Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

Cause they're always dropping beets

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What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

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Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.