Bomb Jokes

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

E V E R Y W H E R E

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to its chest?

Dinomite

What is the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.?

In A Bomb Blast Population Decrease.. * But.. * In A Condom Blast Population Increase..!

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

Allahu ackbar!!

Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

Dino-mite.

What do you get when you throw a bomb in a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown-apart

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

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Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*

Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

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Sesame Street has an Oscar.

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I'd say it's fifty fifty

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