Bomb Jokes

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

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What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

E V E R Y W H E R E

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Where did Little Suzie go when the bomb hit?

Everywhere.

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What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

What is the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.?

In A Bomb Blast Population Decrease.. * But.. * In A Condom Blast Population Increase..!

Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

Allahu ackbar!!

Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7, according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

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What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

Dino-mite.

What do you get when you throw a bomb in a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown-apart

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*

Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

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What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.

What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows