Bomb Jokes

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

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What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

E V E R Y W H E R E

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to its chest?

Dinomite

What is the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

Dino-mite.

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What do you get when you throw a bomb in a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown-apart

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

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Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Where do the Japanese store defective mannequin feet?

In bent-toe boxes.

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

How you compliment an Italian cheese maker?

Gouda worka

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.