Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

What do you call an empty town after dinner?

Desserted

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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart