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Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

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Susie Jokes More Susie Jokes

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

How'd ya get that?

Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

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Where did Little Suzie go when the bomb hit?

Everywhere.

What do you get when you throw a bomb in a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown-apart