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What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

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What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

What is French Super Mario's favorite board game?

Le Ouija

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Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

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What do you get when you throw a bomb in a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown-apart

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart