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What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

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Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!

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Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart

What do you get when you throw a bomb in a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown-apart