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What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

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What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart

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What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad