What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

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What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

What's the I.T. guy's favorite Pokémon game?

It's a toss up between ruby and perl.