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What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

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What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

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How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.