What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

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What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

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What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.